People write me all the time on how to be a great artist and I figured that I would finally answer instead of delaying it constantly. So here are some tips on how to improve.
These are legit. They helped me so they will help you as well.
1. Steal People's WorkI'm pretty sure you have a lot of favorite artists that are popular as well. Download their artwork and upload in your account. And because the majority of the internet is stupid, say that it's yours. Who's gonna know? The chances of you getting caught is very slim. But on the chances that you do get caught, deny that you stole it. Create an army and tell your minions to give that person hate spam. And don't forget to write in your journal that everything you post is from you. This will definitely increase your popularity.
2. Find a Style and Stick to ItWho cares about knowledge and construction and improvement? No one does. All you need to succeed is finding a new style and using it forever. Just make up one and never change. Never improve. Learning new art styles and being constantly influenced are for talentless hacks. You don't need that to succeed.
3. Don't Ever Accept CriticismYour artwork is perfect and you don't need to change a thing. Who do these people think they are, offering you critiques? You are perfect and you shouldn't take that. If somebody critiques you on your artwork, report them. It pisses me off when I scroll through my work and I see comments like "Her construction looks flat" and "Her feet are weird" and the WORST one "why is she a Homestuck and dragon with boobs?" UGGGHH I hate those. I hate criticism and no one should have that. Don't ever let anyone critique you.
4. Be Friends Only With Famous PeopleDrop your old friends. They are losers and will never help you succeed. Fame is more important. Fame will get you money, obnoxious fans, and tables at conventions. What will your old friends give you? Compassion? Love? Support? Fuck that shit. If you want something to give you love and compassion, buy an iPad hahahaha. But seriously you need to be friends with online popular people only. Send famous people notes every day until they finally respond. Don't stop until they watch you, fav your work, and consider you their best friends. They might block you, but you can just create another account to continue friending them. They love the abuse.
5. You Hate Someone's Work. Tell Them ThatTheir artwork sucks and they should know that. Have you ever looked at someone's work and felt so angry with their million views, great feedback, and many shares that you just wanna go bat shit crazy? Tell them that. I would recommend sending them comments like "I HATE YOU GET CANCER" or "YOUR WORK IS SHIT" or "YOU COPIED FROM [whoever, it doesn't matter who haha]". Start a flame war until it dominates the comment section. This will also increase your popularity and that's very important.
6. Requests, and CommissionsAsk your favorite artists for requests to draw your characters or anything you want. They have so much time on their hands and will totally draw for you. They tell you they have no time and need money? Bullshit!! Artists can draw in 5 seconds and have no life. Just like you! And money? Artists don't need more money. This is a great economy I bet they're making millions of money. And don't forget to ask them to give you money as well. Internet isn't gonna pay for itself.
7. Get ProgramsWhen I was using MS Paint, I was drawing like this

But since I spend over $1,000 on Photoshop and tablet, I now draw like this

Practice and hard work doesn't make you a better artist. Who has the time for that? We wanna be better now! Just buy (or download) good programs that popular artists use and you'll magically improve. It's obviously the tools that make you a great artist.
And that concludes my post. I hope you will all follow my advise and become wonderful artists
just like me
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